If you came here you are either looking for:
B. My stick-figure guides to games
C. None of the above (in that case, go to a better website)
Last REAL update was in like summer 2003. How about that?
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The Goddamn Rock Solid Ghetto Shiznit Name Generator Cause I'm an Ass Machine Tea-pot, Yo!
The dancing banana reports what color the current terror alert level is.
Remember green means stop and yellow means elevated and red means holy shit we're going to die muthafucka!!!11!!!1
Crazy banana terror alert compliments of